Here's What To Expect
E.N.D. Cruise is back for year freakin' five — making it our longest commitment ever. Set sail from Miami to Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas, January 22-26, 2027, aboard the Norwegian Joy, hosted by Matt Cutshall & Emo’s Not Dead.
This year isn’t just another chapter; it’s proof we’re still here, louder and more alive than ever. Five years deep, and we’re filling every corner with moments to wreck you in the best way (yes, the pits are still very real).
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Myspace Mixer + Swag Swap
It’s time to swap your sickest creations and collectibles with other freaks with a hyperfixation on trinkets. Bring the creativity, show your feelings (for once), and celebrate Year 5 with us!
Off-Key Karaoke
Dust off those vocal cords, grab the mic, and scream along to the anthems that raised you. It’s loud, it’s off-key... it’s (technically) karaoke
Sing It Sad Karaoke
The one and only SING IT SAD is hitting the high seas 🎤💀 Join Grievsley and sing your heart out to tracks from bands performing on board and beyond. Sing emo, sing metal, sing whatever—but as always, SING IT SAD!
Metal Mash Fitness
Put on your sweatproof eyeliner and get ready to work out your feelings across two high-energy classes led by Ashley (a certified personal trainer from Jake Luhrs' gym - YourLife). Hit the deck and make some grunts because nothing heals the soul like doing crunches on a boat with a belly full of soft serve and last nights regrets.
Ship or Skip
hosted by Arielle Vandenberg & Katie Maloney
Your favorite host, Arielle Vandenberg, is back with resident scene queen, Katie Maloney to bask in your love lives once more. Who knows, maybe you'll be telling your future grandkids about how you met the love of your life on the E.N.D. Cruise.
The Tonight (Tonight) Show
Late nights are NEVER lonely (or boring) at the Tonight (Tonight) Show. Join your favorite late-night talk show host Matt Cutshall as he returns to the live stage bringing epic musical guests, more hilarity, and more tortillas…maybe.
Coffee Is For Lovers
Want to grab a coffee with Hawthorne Heights on the E.N.D. Cruise? Come ease into your morning with caffeine and great hangs - it's the best way to start your day in our opinion.
Misery Loves Comedy
Turns out your unresolved emotions make for great material. Misery Loves Comedy is back to turn the pain into punchlines, featuring Ali Macofsky, Dedrick Flynn, Chad Goes Deep, Uncle Lazer, Mat Edgar, & Myles Anderson.
Flip Cup Tourney
Your liver said no. Your pride said yes. The Flip Cup Tournament is back with 32 teams, one plastic trophy, and endless bragging rights on the line. Band your finest idiots together and get ready to fight for the title of Flip Cup Champion.
Slappiest Bellyflop Competition
You've made worse decisions for less applause. Launch yourself belly-first into the pool as the whole ship watches and a panel of legends judge the damage. If it doesn't sound like it hurt, you did it wrong.
ENDY 500
Got the need for speed? Good, because competitive driving and unresolved issues go hand in hand, right? Compete for the title of ENDY 500 Champion and prove screaming in your car really was just practice.
Battle of the Frontmen
This is the audition your bedroom mirror has been preparing you for. Show up to live band karaoke with The Emo Band on nights 1-3 and give it everything you've got, because the best performers get chosen to compete in the grand finale on the main stage. Do you have what it takes to be crowned Battle of the Frontmen royalty?
Dead! Halloween at Sea
Every day is Halloween when your entire wardrobe is already black. Hope you brought your favorite costume because Dead! Halloween at Sea is the perfect opportunity to let it all hang out and show everyone you just met exactly how funny you are. There are no restrictions, no rules, and no themes. Just freaks dressed up as freaks on a freakin' boat in the middle of the freakin' ocean.
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Le MiseraBall
It's not a dance... it's not a prom... it's a night you'll actually want to remember. Consider this your one shot to push past your potential and flex some semblance of style. Dress to the nines or look like a slob. Don't drop the ball.