Here's What To Expect
E.N.D. Cruise is back for year freakin' five — making it our longest commitment ever. Set sail from Miami to Great Stirrup Cay, Bahamas, January 22-26, 2027, aboard the Norwegian Joy, hosted by Matt Cutshall & Emo’s Not Dead.
This year isn’t just another chapter; it’s proof we’re still here, louder and more alive than ever. Five years deep, and we’re filling every corner with moments to wreck you in the best way (yes, the pits are still very real).
LIVE PERFORMANCES
Expect decks stacked with stages for can’t-miss shows and special sets, epic activities with the legends who helped build this scene, a go-cart track for settling scores, and two unhinged water slides because subtlety was never the point. So jump in, scream (or cry) it out, and be a part of this adventure that makes sadness look like fun—or sit it out and hear about it forever.
EPIC ACTIVITIES
Not just here for the bands? Good. Between sets, things get messy—in the best way. We’re lining up one-of-a-kind activities you won’t find anywhere else—built for anyone who’s ever said “I probably shouldn’t” and did it anyway. Come get involved… or don’t. (We know you will) Stay tuned as we’ll share more soon.
The Tonight (Tonight) Show
Late nights are NEVER lonely (or boring) at the Tonight (Tonight) Show. Join your favorite late-night talk show host Matt Cutshall as he returns to the live stage bringing epic musical guests, more hilarity, and more tortillas…maybe.
Battle of the Frontmen
We know you’ve been singing (screaming) the hits in front of your mirror with your straightening iron for years — it’s time for the real deal. Sign up for live band karaoke throughout the cruise and you might find yourself performing on the main stage in the grand finale. Do you have what it takes to be crowned the annual Battle of the Frontman King/Queen!
Slappiest Bellyflop Competition
Think you’ve got nerves of steel and a stomach of… well, impact? It’s time to prove it. Step up and launch yourself belly-first into the pool as the whole ship watches—and a panel of legends scores every splash. This isn’t about grace; it’s about guts, style, and making the biggest statement possible with the loudest flop imaginable.
Flip Cup Tourney
You’ll definitely feel this one tomorrow. The Flip Cup Tournament is back with 32 teams, one plastic trophy, and endless bragging rights on the line. Grab your A-team and get ready to fight for the title of Flip Cup Champion.